The Pirate Badass Beard Balm

$19.99

 available for orders between $35 - $1000.

Scent Profile:
Lime, Bay Leaf, Orange, Black Pepper and Clove
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Use to tame fly aways, smooth hair, and deep condition

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Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike.  The same is true today! Scents of bay rum and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.

The Pirate Badass Beard Balm

All natural ingredients - Shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, Apricot kernel oil, argan oil, jojoba oil, pure vitamin E oil, bay blend oil, lime oil, black pepper oil, orange oil, clove oil, tea tree oil, eucalyptus oil, and rosemary oil.

ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS
100% ORGANIC
HANDCRAFTED
PREMIUM OILS AND BUTTERS

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08/23/2022
Stephanie s.
United States

Review of beard oil and balm

I order these two products for my husband on a regular basis. He’s tried other products and they don’t make his beard feel as soft as badass products do!! 10/10

JB
07/15/2022
Jeff B.
United States United States

Pirate Balm

Amazing product as always. Love the scent and how soft my beard gets. Will continue to recommend Bad *** to all my beard bros!

JD
06/03/2022
John D.
United States United States

Badass!

These products are great! I have been using them for 2 years now and have never had any issues. They smell great and have made my beard very soft. I would recommend these products to anyone.

AH
04/08/2022
Alan H.
United States United States

My Favorite…So Far

I started with a sampler and chose The Pirate as my favorite so far. I highly recommend these beard balms and oils.

JB
04/03/2022
Jeffrey B.
United States United States

Excellent

I really like the scent Of the Pirate beard balm.

The Pirate Badass Beard Balm$19.99