The Pirate Badass Beard Balm

122 reviews
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$19.99 USD
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$19.99 USD

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Scent Profile:
Lime, Bay Leaf, Orange and Clove
Use to tame fly aways, smooth hair, and deep condition
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Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike.  The same is true today! Scents of bay rum and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.

All natural ingredients - Shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, Apricot kernel oil, argan oil, jojoba oil, pure vitamin E oil, bay blend oil, lime oil, black pepper oil, orange oil, clove oil, tea tree oil, eucalyptus oil, and rosemary oil.

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4.8 Based on 122 Reviews
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TN
11/23/2020
Travis N.
United States United States
Great Scent

Very happy with this beard balm. Will buy again at some point in time.

TR
07/26/2020
Thomas R.
Great product, keeps my flyaways

Great product, keeps my flyaways down

DZ
07/22/2020
Damien Z.
BABC you guys continue to

BABC you guys continue to make an amazing product! I am hooked, my beard has never looked and felt and smelled better! The balm is super conditioning, and my girlfriend loves the scent! Keep it up! I’m not buying anything else!

CS
05/04/2020
Cody S.
Pirate beard balm

Great product. Love the scents they have just wish they didn’t fade so fast

HI
04/25/2020
Howard I.
Great Product

I have several "Bay Rum" scents, and the Pirate balm (and oil) rank at the top with my other favorite. Balm has a good consistency, emulsifies well, and has a good scent to it, with an excellent longevity.