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The Pirate Badass Utility Cologne

The Pirate Badass Utility Cologne

Regular price $29.74
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  • Long Lasting Scent (24hrs+)
  • Multi-Use Functionality
  • Bottled in Premium Glass Bottle
  • Made in the USA

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Badass Utility Cologne is a multi-functional body spray designed to help you stay fresh, from your top beard, down to your bottom beard.

How To Use It:

Spray 3-5 pumps on body, recommend focusing on neck, wrist and chest areas. Or, use on household fabrics, vehicle interior, gym/travel bag and so much more! Cologne fragrance will last for 24 hours.

Scent:

Lime, Bay Leaf, Orange, and Black Pepper

Scent Description:

Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike. The same is true today! Scents of bay rum and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Size: 3.4oz

Special Denatured Alcohol [SDA 408], Dipropylene Glycol LO, Essential Oils, Fragrance/Perfum

  1. It's recommended to apply Utility Cologne to clean skin and apparel.
  2. Shake bottle well before use. Remove cap and spritz 1-3 pumps on your 'pulse points'; including wrist, inner elbows, and behind the neck.
  3. Dab, rather than rub it in to your cloths and pulse points.
  4. Use Utility Cologne on your household fabrics, vehicle interior, travel bags, and so much more to freshen.
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The Pirate Badass Utility Cologne
$29.74
$34.99

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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 5 reviews.

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Smells great!

"Smells great!"

Michael L. (5/5)

I like the fragrance I’ve

"I like the fragrance I’ve always liked the oils and the Butter/Balm and I really enjoy the cologne! You guys do not disappoint!"

Tim D. (5/5)

Smells great. I would buy

"Smells great. I would buy it again."

Joe G. (5/5)

Awesome cologne!

"I was skeptical when buying it, but it turns out to be a good amount of cologne for the price! Great scent and lasts a long time! I can't wait to try out some others! Thanks!! \m/"

Erock (5/5)

Great spicy scent, strong and lasts!

"I love the smell of this one, very spicy with the black pepper and clove notes with some freshness to it, scent is strong and lasts a long time. It's a high quality cologne at a reasonable price."

Rob L. (5/5)

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