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The Pirate Beard Balm

The Pirate Beard Balm

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Badass Beard Balm will leave your beard and mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, and repair split ends. Provides a natural, light hold. 

  • Hydrate Beard & Skin
  • Tame Fly Aways & Unruly Beard Hairs
  • Lock in Moisture & Seal Split Ends
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Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.

Scent Profile: Lime, Bay Leaf, Orange, & Black Pepper

Scent Description:

Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike.  The same is true today! Scents of bay leaf and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.

Key differences between Balm and Wax:

Balm - Soft consistency, light natural hold, beard looks natural, healthy, and well kept. Applies effortlessly to hair and skin and absorbs quickly so you don't notice anything in your beard. Best for daily use for a healthy beard.

Wax - Medium to hard consistency, thicker feel, medium natural hold, beard looks styled. Lanolin has been added to the formula to offset the higher wax content and still provide deep conditioning properties. Harder to apply all the way to the skin and absorbs slowly. Best for styling before going out for the night, or for a deep conditioning after a long day in the elements.

Both the balm and wax can be used at the same time, just use the balm first to strengthen the hair and condition the skin. Then apply the wax for a well groomed, styled look.

All Natural Ingredients - Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Pure Vitamin E, Tea Tree Oil, Eucalyptus Oil, Rosemary Oil, and Essential and/or Fragrance Oils for scent.

  1. Scrape a pea-sized amount of balm per inch of hair using the guitar pick (supplied). A little goes a long way, start with less.
  2. Rub between palms until completely melted.
  3. Apply to beard, massage down into hair and skin. Ensure there is very little left on your hands when done - your hair should absorb the balm.
  4. Brush through to evenly distribute product and remove excess, comb to style and shape.
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Overall rating: 4.808511 / 5 from 141 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The Pirate Beard Balm is praised for its great scent, effectiveness, and ability to make beards feel soft and sexy. Customers are satisfied with the order and would buy again.

Summary topics

  • Order Satisfaction (6%): Customers expressed satisfaction with the order, stating that they would buy again and were happy with it.
  • Product Scent (57%): A substantial number of customers brought up that the scent of the product is great and they love it.
  • Pirate Beard Balm Effectiveness (6%): It was noted by customers that the Pirate was a good fragrance and helped grow and thicken their beard.

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Review highlights

  • "Great product holds well smells great my beard has never been softer or look as full" — Joshua M.
  • "His skin is no longer dry and his beard has never looked better and bonus points that he smells good too!" — Tanise A.
  • "Great beard balm and oils." — Lynn R.

Reviews

Great balm

"Got this in a sample size and I'm amazed at how long this balm lasts. A little goes a long way. If you spiced bay leaf rum scent is on point"

— Larry\ (5/5)

Aaarrg.

"This right here is a great scent! It makes me want to put on an eye patch, buy a parrot and get on a ship with a bunch of pirates!"

— Charles R. (5/5)

Great for summer time

"First time trying this scent and so far like all from BABC I love it, the balm is one of the best products for my beard, the scent is a tad different but not in bad way for some reason I feel like I get a hint of worcestershire sauce, I'm sure that's just me but either way great product will buy again."

— Thomas S. (5/5)

Not a bad scent starting

"Not a bad scent starting to grow on me"

— Dj W. (4/5)

I absolutely love the scent.

"I absolutely love the scent. A must have in my routine."

— Frank L. (5/5)

The Balm is just as

"The Balm is just as I expected, great quantity, quality,and price. I love the scents. I would definitely recommend!"

— JEREMY D. (5/5)

A Pirates Life For Me

"Whether Your Sailing The Deep Blue Sea Or Sailing To Your 9-5 The Pirate Doesn't Disappoint"

— Brandon H. (5/5)

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