The Pirate Trial Pack

Trial Pack consists of approximately 1/8 ounce of The Pirate  Badass Beard Balm and 1/2 dram (about a weeks worth) of The Pirate Badass Beard Oil.

Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike.  The same is true today! Scents of bay rum and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our oils and balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially  formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, and repair split ends. Our oils and balms will  leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will  want it and women will want you.