The Ladies Man Trial Pack

Trial Pack consists of approximately 1/8 ounce of The Ladies Man  Badass Beard Balm and 1/2 dram (about a weeks worth) of The Ladies Man Badass Beard Oil.

We are proud to introduce The Ladies Man Badass Beard Balm. This is a fan  favorite for wives and lonely men due to its ability to please the  delicate senses of the fairer sex. This balm has been formulated not  only with the finest oils and butters, but also with natural  aphrodisiacs to ensure a good night for both you and your beard!  Warning: May turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus. Side effects may  include unusual amounts of attention, lewd text messages, and late  nights.

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our oils and balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially  formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, and repair split ends. Our oils and balms will  leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will  want it and women will want you.