The Ladies Man Badass Beard Balm

491 reviews
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$19.99 USD
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$17.99 USD

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Scent Profile:
Sweet citrus
Use to soften hair, hydrate skin to get rid of itch and dandruff, and promote healthy growth
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We are proud to introduce The Ladies Man Badass Beard Balm. This is a fan favorite for wives and lonely men due to its ability to please the delicate senses of the fairer sex. This balm has been formulated not only with the finest oils and butters, but also with natural aphrodisiacs to ensure a good night for both you and your beard! Warning: May turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus. Side effects may include unusual amounts of attention, lewd text messages, and late nights.

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients. All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.

All natural ingredients - Shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, Apricot kernel oil, argan oil, jojoba oil, pure vitamin E oil, lemon oil, vanilla oil, orange oil, ylang ylang oil, tea tree oil, eucalyptus oil, and rosemary oil.

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Jesse D.
United States United States
My Beard Lives Beyond November

Growing a beard has always been an annual experience for me, I would dutifully shave on Halloween to let it grow through movember and see if maybe this year I would like it. Without fail each year my beard became an itchy bristly mess two weeks in, I would sleep with a towel wrapped around my face and merrily trim my chin shrubbery as soon as I got a chance. That was until this year. A bearded friend recommended actually using any product at all on my facial forest so I thought why not. I noticed the difference the first time I used it, my bristly copse became soft, pliable, and downright enjoyable. For the first time since 2009 I am actually letting my beard have some space to become its best self and it is all thanks to Ladies Man beard oil and beard balm.

Eugene Y.
United States United States

I like the ladies man it's scent is good.

Norman W.
United States United States
Badass Beard Balm

Great stuff! smells good and I like the balm better than the butter. It seems to last longer than the butter

Angela E.
United States United States
Best Beard Balm

Husband loves this and all your products. He likes the stickers too! Life long customer here.

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Debbie B.
United States United States
My husband loves this balm!

My husband (like most guys) doesn't typically use "products". But I initially bought him this balm as a gift, and he's been reordering it ever since!