The Pirate

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Lime, Bay Leaf, Orange and Black Pepper
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Trial Pack consists of approximately 1/8 ounce of The Pirate  Badass Beard Balm and 1/2 dram (about a weeks worth) of The Pirate Badass Beard Oil.

Don't let your beard look like you've been shipwrecked. You and your beard will be ready to pillage and plunder the booty with this amazing scent! The most Badass Pirates used the bay leaf scent to intrigue and attract exotic island beauties and local wenches alike.  The same is true today! Scents of bay rum and lime with a hint of coconut are infused in this premium Beard Balm to ensure the only island your stranded on is full of booty!

Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients.  All of our oils and balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and  mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially  formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and  flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, and repair split ends. Our oils and balms will  leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will  want it and women will want you.

Oil- Apricot kernel oil, argan oil, jojoba oil, pure vitamin E oil, bay leaf oil, lime oil, orange oil, clove oil, rosemary oil, eucalyptus oil, and tea tree oil.
Balm- Shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, coconut oil, bay leaf oil, lime oil, orange oil, and clove oil.
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Dan P.
United States United States
Pirate and outlaw

I would have to say High quality products, doesn’t leave my beard oily and greasy like others I have used. I would highly recommend it to anyone who has a beard. Two thumbs up for me.

Walker W.
United States United States
Love your product

Love your product and have used it in the past. I recently ordered some products from your company and I still haven’t received them it has been about 4 weeks and I understand it is around the holidays not sure I’ll be ordering anything else if this is normally how shipping goes. But do love your product.

Badass Beard Care

Hey Walker! Thanks for reaching out! I looked into it and USPS says: "Your item was delivered in or at the mailbox at 1:51 pm on December 30, 2020" If you have not received the package please email us at and we can look into it further for you! Happy New Year! :)