We are proud to introduce The Ladies Man Badass Beard Balm. This is a fan favorite for wives and lonely men due to its ability to please the delicate senses of the fairer sex. This balm has been formulated not only with the finest oils and butters, but also with natural aphrodisiacs to ensure a good night for both you and your beard! Warning: May turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus. Side effects may include unusual amounts of attention, lewd text messages, and late nights.
Hand crafted with all natural and 100% organic food-grade ingredients. All of our balms are easy to work with and will leave your beard and mustache full, soft, and healthy. Our unique blend is specially formulated for your beard and the skin underneath to reduce itchy and flaky skin, promote thicker and faster hair growth, tame flyaway hairs, repair split ends, and style with a light-medium hold. Our balms will leave your beard looking and feeling healthier and manlier. Men will want it and women will want you.